August 11, 2008

RIP mac n hayes

Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes died this weekend… WTF ?? wtf life… these men were great… now were are stuck with Steve Harvey (who is funny, dont get me wrong, but a little on the chimo side if you ask me) and the wanna be Shaft guy.. who is not my fav… nnot cool God, not cool

August 5, 2008

work

why is that i am so swamped i can barely see the wood on my desk for more than 5 minutes, but find time to play on space, facebook, and this

JEAN

ENOUGH SAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me and Everett’s Work Email’s LOL

ilovebradandlyss:

HOW DOES A SIMPLE WORD “LAME” END UP LIKE THIS?? LMAO PLEASE READ FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP

tooo shae ma’am TOO SHAE (this is probably not the appropriate spelling but in that case SUCK IT)  You throw me in an Indian Prison and I will have you arrested by the china people… yes you know them, you may have seen some of them in… ABDC.  Ma’am they prefer anal sex… all night long… i am talkin from 9 p.m. til 7 a.m. non stop… one after the other… asian after asian… and no… NO… they do not take crying and whining as a reason to stop RUTHLESS ASIANS…you make your decision ma’am


From: Accounts Payable [EVERETT]
Sent:
Thursday, July 24, 2008 3:08 PM
To: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

Do not threaten with police brutality MISS…

I will have you thrown in Indian prison.. where they torture with food.. what?… you ask why?.. because they are fucking Indian’s okay.. that is WHY!!!!they also like this poop brown color, because they are Indian, in case you wanted to know… just in care.  

They will eat delicious food in front of you and you cannot have any… I for one, would not like this at all… so you WATCH IT…

Thanks for the CANDY

Sarah Everett


From: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:44 PM
To: Accounts Payable
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

Just because you lims are those of midgets does not DOES NOT give you the right to prance around like a 2 year old and talk to people in gibberish.

you will not get away with the destruction of little people lady… i will, o yes i will, turn you in to the authorities.

If you are thinking that this makes no sense, you are probably right MA’AM!


From: Accounts Payable [EVERETT]

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:39 PM
To: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

Just because you are the size of a midget, does NOT mean you can act like one… its on tape… you know what you did… ya little naaaaaasty

ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Everett


From: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)

Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:33 PM
To: Accounts Payable
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

ma’am ma’am please don’t lile to yourself

you know that you diarrhea on kids heads and claim to be related to r. kelly you sick bitch!!!

i will kick you like a man!! A MAN


From: Accounts Payable ]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:11 PM
To: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

NOW THAT IS A BLATENT LIE… AND I FOR ONE.. WILL NOT STAND FOR IT…. YOU GO BOBBING FOR TURDS IN THE TOILET AND YOUUUUUUUU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Everett


From: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha) 
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:09 PM
To: Accounts Payable
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

WeLl YoU sHiT yOuR pAnTs In FrOnT oF sMaLl ChILdReN aNd MaKe ThEm SnIfF iT


From: Accounts Payable 
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:05 PM
To: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

WELL YOU PEE YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC.

Sarah Everett


From: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:05 PM
To: Accounts Payable
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

YOU ARE EVEN LAMER…


From: Accounts Payable
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:04 PM
To: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha)
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

YOU ARE LAME…

Sarah Everett


From: Steingraber, Megan (MAN-Omaha) 
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2008 1:03 PM
To: Accounts Payable
Subject: RE: Just a little laugh for the day

lame

May 29, 2008
i won’t *promise* you [forever] i can only *promise* you [right now]
mighty me
allybrooke35:caragh:This sea lion clearly just gave a blow job and now wants to eat children. Only in China…

allybrooke35:

caragh:

This sea lion clearly just gave a blow job and now wants to eat children.

 Only in China…

May 27, 2008
You should’ve gone to China, you know, ‘cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
yessssss JUNO.. yessss
No, it’s Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
i will say this the next time one of my tardass friends decides to not read the caller id on their CELL PHONE… and asks “sarah?”
May 13, 2008
every time i look up… i want to punch the wall… or your face.. which ever sounds like the BEST option…

wondering

i wonder if people know that i can see through them… i HATE being ignored… i HATE thinking that someone could be talking about me for no apparent reason… i HATE feeling like i am loosing a friend… i HATE feeling like i am being replaced… and i HATE that i feel like this and think its a valid feeling… i want so much to just not care and not worry about it and i am just really really really tired of being that friend.. that everyone knows will always be there… i think that some people take advantage of me and the fact that i want to see the good in people and i will try everything to see that good…

i feel like i am loosing more than one friend.. and that feeling trully sucks.. i feel like they say one thing to me.. but feel and act differently..

i dont know what to think anymore… and i just want to be done with it… i want to know what people really think about me.. i want to know if i think of some people as better friends than they think of me and i just want to not feel like i am missing out on things that i should know about…

May 6, 2008

hating working

seriously.. i am sitting here playing solitaire for forty five fuckin minutes, waiting for the clock to turn 4:00 so i don’t feel so bad leaving early.. i am caught up and i honestly have nothing to do.. what the hell.. i hardly think that my boss would like me just stting around doing this shit…

or maybe he enjoys reading it as i write who knows?!

May 1, 2008

love this!!!

allybrooke35:

Just when everything is running smoothly in your perfect little life, God throws you a pissed on, shit covered curve ball and all is fucked.  I think its just to see if you are paying attention and appreciating what you have.  I GET IT GOD, MY A.D.D. ONLY APPLIES TO WORK, SCHOOL AND REALLY LAME MOVIES.  Please leave me alone now.
April 27, 2008
have you ever looked at someone and thought… WHY do my hands STILL smell like vomit?
**mE**
April 24, 2008
well.. no.. life.. now that you mention.. no i don’t is there a refresher course that I can take??

well.. no.. life.. now that you mention.. no i don’t

is there a refresher course that I can take??

whos the jokster nowwww?!?!?

  • me: so what kind bees make milk
  • meeeeg: SKIM bees
  • me: no, what, no, boooooooBEES
  • meeeeg: omg... did I just say that?
  • me: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees